Santa Claus Conquers the Martians muscle tank

Show off your muscles (or stick-figure arms if you're me) as well as your  taste in fine Italian horror with this Tenebrae muscle tank!

Printed on a premium Bella+Canvas muscle tank top in dark gray heather, this shirt screams 80's metal bands, Schlitz beer, and mullets.

With a title like "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" you'd expect the 1964 sci-fi Christmas movie to have an ass-kicking Santa rampaging through hordes of Martians. But no, we get a family-family movie where Santa conquers Martians with love, or some such nonsense.

This t-shirt is what that movie should have been.

All items designed and made in my garage and are available for immediate shipment. No third-party print-on-demand services. 

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly muscle tank top.